What current or former OSU players and coaches would be most fit to run the country? The answers are obvious.
President – Mike Gundy
Vice President – John Smith
Secretary of State – Robin Ventura
Secretary of the Treasury – Not Mike Holder. Really though, Desmond.
Secretary of Defense – Anybody but Joe DeForest basically. But really…Melvin Sanders
Secretary of Justice – Lucien Antoine (because when your nickname is “The Punisher”…)
Secretary of the Interior – Dana (oh, I thought it said “interior receiver”)
Secretary of Agriculture – Big Country (duh)
Secretary of Commerce – Hart Lee Dykes (suggested by @u2runfar and it slayed me, great work)
Secretary of Labor – IMac
Secretary of Health and Human Services – Nobody on our current training staff.
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – John Potter (some of you old timers will get that)
Secretary of Transportation – Tony Allen (just for the unintentional comedy)
Secretary of Energy – Boone
Secretary of Education – Billy Bajema
Secretary of Veterans Affairs – Weeden (duh)
Secretary of Homeland Security – Prentiss Elliott
White House Chief of Staff – Gottlieb
United States Ambassador to the United Nations – Yves Batoba (of course!)
Cornell Hatcher would definitely be Secretary of Defense.
Gottlieb can also serve as the Sec. of Housing for all the bricks he put up…………..
I’m an old timer, watched John Potter play but the reference went right over my head………
+1
Secretary of Transportation should be Calvin Barnett.
or “not Calvin Barnett” but fantastic reference
Homeland Security! Great answer. Very funny
Tony Allen – Communication Secretary
I feel like Don Haskins deserves a position here, but I’m not sure where he fits
No Cooper Bassett? After Gundy endorsed him for President?