This video is all kinds of unintentional comedy as this blog’s namesake (Dave Hunziker) shoots pool with Keiton, Markel, and Christien Sager.
Some highlights
0:22 – Keiton looks at the camera like he’s the Black Widow and this is the national billiards championship.
1:12 – Hunziker freaks out like Markel just did some crazy trick when, in reality, I think he made either one or zero balls on the break.
1:44 – Hunziker is so dismissive of Sager. “Oh, go shoot ‘em up, bud. What’s your name again?”
2:16 – Markel convinces Hunziker he dunked second grade. This killed me for some reason.
2:47 – How white does Hunziker sound when he says “we’ll look forward to that, that’ll be fun” about Markel doing a 360 dunk???
3:19 – “Christien never wins at anything we do.”
3:44 – “I’d lower my goal to six foot and dunk like Markel when I was a kid.” Six foot?? How about four?
4:54 – “I can shut Markel down.” I died.
6:56 – “I’d just like to say, when I got here I beat him 21-0″
7:20 – “You’ve got a lot of options, Christien.”
Great stuff from everybody involved. Hunziker is hilarious in situations like these, whether he means to be or not.
this is just amazing. thank you for finding this. and, these guys are terrible at pool.
Why the heck is he wearing a UT pullover? #dimmershadeoforange
Hunziger might be the most awkward human being on the planet. The flip side of that is he could probably get me excited while commentating footage of Keiton eating a bowl of Froot Loops.
Someone could cut the awkwardness in the room with a butter knife
Those hands on the shoulders from ol’ Hunzi had to highlight the awkwardness
The basketball team is looking for these skills