The OSU Fan’s Wonderlic

In the spirit of the NFL Combine I thought we all should participate in a little Wonderlic of our own today. 10 questions, you have all the time you could ever want, let’s get started!.

1. If you’re a wide receiver and your quarterback leads you too far over the middle to Markelle Martin’s side, you are:
A. Screwed
B. Not screwed

2. A mini Cooper is traveling 35 MPH on a crossing route, a Blackmon is going 28 MPH in the other direction, who is the reigning Big 12 champ?
A. OSU
B. Another team

3. If Brandon Weeden is a four handicap, throws a baseball 93 MPH, and holds every imaginable passing record at OSU, how many times has Bob Griffin beaten him?
A. 0
B. >0

4. True or false: Mike Gundy’s hair has a gravitational pull?
A. True
B. False

5. If I were to replace all the blood in your arteries with Red Bull, you would….
A. Die
B. Call eff you plays up 30 points in the 4th quarter and not even give a Honey Badger about it

6. What is the correct spelling of the last name of a former Nebraska cornerback
A. Amukamara
B. Amukumora
C. Amokumara
D. Blackmon’s b****

7. Oklahoma State has more…
A. Uniform combinations
B. Employees pissed that Pistols Firing released the uniforms

8. Assume the first two statements are true, is the final one…

Brandon Weeden went 23-3 in college. Brandon Weeden beat every quarterback in this draft. Todd McShay goes on family vacations with Nick Foles.

A. True
B. False
C. Not certain?

9. What number should come next in this series: 4 – 7 – 7 – 9 – 9 – 11 – 12 – ?
A. 13
B. 11
C. $3,750,000

10. When “Nacho Victory” shirts are selling at $1.25 you should…
A. Buy one
B. Not buy one
C. Just watch this

The answers:
1. A
2. A
3. A
4. A
5. B
6. D
7. B
8. A
9. C
10. C

Thanks for playing, hope you fared better than Michael Bishop!