On Saturday night while the Trees were invading Troy I innocuously threw this question out there: ”What does Andrew Luck do better than Brandon Weeden?” The responses I got were pretty classic, here’s a sampling of some of my favorites.
Many people: “Grow facial hair.”
Austin Keeney: “Grow lamb chops.” – Kind of the next level rendition of “grow facial hair.”
hefley001: “Play in an easier conference?”
Bsteph71: “Marketing???”
Arin5000: “SAT scores?”
KevinDeShazo: “Beat teams without winning records.”
HTDLtd: “From what I’ve heard, Luck is more fertile.” – Ummmm…
GreenMeadowJoe: “He’s got an AD for a dad.”
LayneHorton and ctw78: “Take snaps under center.” – This was definitely my favorite, made me laugh out loud.
osupo: “He chose a famous daddy.”
rossmslough: “Be young.” – Short and simple.
bryanmj: “Catch a ball one handed, grow a vicious neck beard and probably win a heisman?” – “Vicious neck beard” is not a phrase I want in my life.
mattc77: “Not be 28.”
And KurtisWH with a late-entry dagger: “Coeds?”









Wow…some world class stuff here…
look like a Kloupek…
Win me an SI cover in our Heisman fantasy draft.
He does NOTHING better than Weeden…and he reminds me of the annoying neanderthal guy on the
Geico commercials….It really is ridiculous that Brandon Weeden is not even mentioned in the Heisman talk…Kellen Moore ? Might as well put Case Keenum in there too if we’re going to include guys who play in weak conferences and have great stats because they play the whole game (uh hum..Landry Jones) against weak opponents. Brandon leads the #3 team in the nation in the best conference in the nation and he gets NOTHING !!!@#%!! ps: I have never rooted for USC in my life until last night…
Although funny, but he is much more athletic and better on his feet than Weeden. Brandon cannot scramble for the first down like he can. Although I think Brandon is a much better passer.
I agree w/SGT. Luck is more mobile but I will take #3′s arm any day of the week. I don’t think we are where we are today if Luck was our QB.
Eric Crouch won the heisman on a wheel route. Luck’s was one-handed…
Talk like a robot.
Or a frog.